Cheeseburger 1, human nil
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HA!
"Mr Bray reportedly told his friends to “watch this”before squishing the burger into a ball and putting it into his mouth before he began to choke on it, the Guardian reports.
I thought only Rednecks famous last words were "watch this"!
It's very sad for a young father to have done something so stupid, to leave his family fatherless.
He probably wouldn't have done it if he wasn't drunk.
"Mr Bray reportedly told his friends to “watch this”before squishing the burger into a ball and putting it into his mouth before he began to choke on it, the Guardian reports.
I thought only Rednecks famous last words were "watch this"!
It's very sad for a young father to have done something so stupid, to leave his family fatherless.
He probably wouldn't have done it if he wasn't drunk.
Rednecks preface with "Hold my beer and..."
Darwin Award, anyone?
Wonder if there will be a lawsuit because there is no warning label to not eat the burger in one bite.
Darwin Award, anyone?
Wonder if there will be a lawsuit because there is no warning label to not eat the burger in one bite.
In today's messed up world? Probably.
I'd also like to take the time to set the record straight. Please understand that a redneck does not say that. Close...but no cigar. A redneck says, "Hey y'all, watch e-yus!". It's funny to see common folk try to emulate a redneck.
Tom
I was originally going to suggest that in some countries such an event may have resulted in McDonalds being sued for not producing packaging stating in huge bold font that eating in one bite may cause choking resulting in death. But yes, it isn't funny even though it is arguable the gene pool has been done a favour, if not the actual family.
Mind you, in another story I read this week, one of our major Supermarket chains was fined over $3m for selling dodgy appliances that could spill boiling cooking oil. There is dangerous and there is dangerous!
In today's messed up world? Probably.
I'd also like to take the time to set the record straight. Please understand that a redneck does not say that. Close...but no cigar. A redneck says, "Hey y'all, watch e-yus!". It's funny to see common folk try to emulate a redneck.
Tom
Southern rednecks, but we are everywhere. I am proud of my redneck heritage, most of them, errr, "it". I have relatives in MS you don't visit without an escort into the boonies or making durn sure someone knows you...
Hehe.....I hear ya' man. You are right on the escort! What I have yet to see down here is someone do something as Darwin as this though.......I mean, really? Death by hamburger? Whod'a thunk?
Tom
You are right on the escort! What I have yet to see down here is someone do something as Darwin as this though.......I mean, really? Death by hamburger? Whod'a thunk?Tom
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