The WBF humor and joke thread.

[Tuckia]

Apparently audiophiles aren’t the only ones having trouble choosing a speaker for their house.

 

[bonzo75]

Speaking English can kill you

 

[bonzo75]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Folsom]

They left out calling tech support a few times then having their grandson/grand-nephew try to talk to tech support to solve it.

 

[Gregadd]

After doing all that you get a messuage asking you to do it all over again so they can be sure it is you.

 

[bonzo75]

Vegans

 

[Lagonda]

 

[bonzo75]

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son of someone I know in India turned vegan, and now does not allow his dad to sit on the leather sofa

 

[Folsom]

We just think if them as the most annoying person at any gathering. But if you’ve ever been around their meetings of the minds they are conniving and world domineering at heart. Total control…

 

[rando]

In other words, plants.

 

[rando]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[DeYoung]

An Audio Tweaker's Lament

When I notice my system
Is off by a bit
I give my cartridge a nudge.
Sometimes the tweak
Decreases the peak
Sometimes it adds to the sludge.

Engineers call it voodoo
and readily pooh-pooh
Improvements there's no way to measure.
Some think the ear--
Not geek-happy gear--
Is the road to audio pleasure.

So I nudge back and forth
for all I am worth
My effort all out of proportion:

Spending days with the groove
In hopes to improve
or remove the last bit of distortion.

But it's all been worthwhile
and I feel myself smile--
when I'm hearing those musical strains;

Though enjoying the tune
Has come none too soon:
Cause I was ready to bash in my brains!

 

[bonzo75]

Wonder Woman

 

[Gregadd]

That's funny they actually think Amazon has next day delivery.

 

[Kal Rubinson]

That's funny they actually think Amazon has next day delivery.

Depends where you live.

 

[Gregadd]

and what you order.

 

[Folsom]

Depends where you live.

We have two local fulfillment centers and NOTHING I ORDER SHOWS UP EVEN WITHIN 2 DAYS. Literally everything takes forever. The good old days are gone.