The WBF humor and joke thread.
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Jan. 20, 2017, it becomes history.
Yes, and all will lose. Also the ones who think they have won. They just don't know it yet.
Right, and what was so funny about our post from 11-09-16 (which I only saw today), if I may ask? Your original one you replied to then was funny, I'll give you that.
..would it be possible to stop with the political commentary? At least confine it to the "anything goes" forum so those of us who wish to avoid may do so..
Bob and Rick are 2 old gents in their late 70’s that met one day in the park while feeding pigeons. After a few days of meeting one another they struck up a mild friendship. Week after week they would meet, feed the birds, and then leave to go their separate ways. One day Bob fails to show up and Rick wonders what may have happened to him. Unfortunately their friendship hadn’t evolved into one personal enough to exchange addresses or phone numbers so Rick had no idea how to contact Bob.
Rick figures Bob has probably passed. One day, after about a month Bob shows up again to feed the birds. Rick is happy to see him and asks where he had been for the past month. Bob says he has spent the past 30 days in jail.
“Jail?”, Rick asks, “What did you do?”
Bob replied, “I was accused by a young lady of raping her and I said I did it.”
“And you only got 30 days for a rape conviction?” Rick asked.
“Oh, no,” said Bob, “The judge gave me 30 days for committing perjury!”
Rick figures Bob has probably passed. One day, after about a month Bob shows up again to feed the birds. Rick is happy to see him and asks where he had been for the past month. Bob says he has spent the past 30 days in jail.
“Jail?”, Rick asks, “What did you do?”
Bob replied, “I was accused by a young lady of raping her and I said I did it.”
“And you only got 30 days for a rape conviction?” Rick asked.
“Oh, no,” said Bob, “The judge gave me 30 days for committing perjury!”
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