The WBF humor and joke thread.

[ddk]

More like my nightly covid test... open, smell, taste—if those senses are working finish the bottle in celebration!

I knew some would identify with this routine !
david

 

[ddk]

 

[rando]

Also known as the safest form of protection from car theft. Throw in a choke and all bets are off.

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

yep. We've all been there once or twice.

 

[Mikem53]

 

[Mikem53]

 

[Gregadd]

I don't need no stinking surge protector.​

https:www.m.youtube.com/watchptv=J6YEpXS_ugv

 

[Mikem53]

 

[carl13]

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

 

[carl13]

 

[Mikem53]

 

[Mikem53]

 

[bonzo75]

This guy wanted to be a mango but due to family pressure became a potato

 

[carl13]

 

[Mikem53]

 

[carl13]

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I barely avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"

"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really shitty golfer"

 

[Mikem53]

 

[Mikem53]

 

[Tuckia]

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No phone number?
Do they take PayPal? Friends and family discount?