The WBF humor and joke thread.

[The German Sound Master]

 

[Kozak170]

That moment when the sound of your massive 600W monoblocks with high negative feedback comes out flatter and thinner than a 10W single-ended amp!

 

[audiobomber]

 

[Ron Resnick]

 

[Tuckia]

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Which pressing of Aja is included?

 

[audiobomber]

The Audiophile Song:

 

[daytona600]

 

[exupgh12]

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Probably room measurements where so bad they had to tear the walls.

 

[J007B]

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Mike Lavigne making some room for new gear........

 

[Stereophonic]

Mike Lavigne making some room for new gear........

Hahahahaha

 

[TooCool4]

 

[Lycurgus]

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A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However,
it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction
to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years;
it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

 

[audiobomber]

 

[Tuckia]

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Speechless because you use the door on the left.

 

[daytona600]

 

[audiobomber]

 

[jbrrp1]

Guess it wasn't dry...

 

[daytona600]

 

[Anton D]

Science quiz time!

It's migration season for the geese, and we see them flying along in formation each day.

When you look up at the "V" formation they fly in together, one leg of the "V" is almost always longer than the other.

You know why?

"Because it has more geese in it!

 

[sbo6]

A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However,
it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction
to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years;
it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

My favorites part - isodopes, LOL!