Movie Quote Fun

[rsbeck]

"You played it for her, you can play it for me." -- Casablanca

 

[Matt193]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

 

[rsbeck]

"Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, didn't want to get mixed up
in the Family business. Now you wanna gun down a police captain?
Why, 'cause he slapped ya in the face a little?"

"What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away?
You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing! you blow their
brains all over your nice Ivy League suit."


-- James Caan, Godfather, Part 1

 

[rsbeck]

"I happen to teach a course at Columbia called TV, Media, and Culture, so I think that MY insights into Mr. McCluhan have a great deal of validity."

"Really? Well, that's funny because I happen to have Mr. McCluhan right here."

"I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing."

"Boy, if only life were like this."


-- Annie Hall

 

[Phelonious Ponk]

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?"

-- Gandalf The Grey on capital punishment

 

[RBFC]

The presence of the "please" makes no difference. Gruh in Despicable Me

 

[es347]

"Remember, two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

-Chevy Chase - Caddyshack

Seriously Jack? I know CS line by line and don't remember that one..weird.

 

[es347]

You own a church?

the Geek - Sixteen Candles

Whas happenin' hotstuff?

Long Duck Dong - Sixteen Candles

 

[Dimfer]

not from movies, but from American Idol judge Steven Perry:

10. “I found you to be disturbingly great.”
Translation: You were great in a strange kind of way.

9. “Dawg is turning into a pussycat right now.”
Translation: Randy is going soft with this contestant.

8. “I feel like I’m on a jungle gym.”
Translation: I feel great!

7. "You could call me 'late for dinner' and I'd still love you."
Translation: Jennifer, I forgive you for calling me Steve.

6. “In the immortal words of John Lennon, ‘Do you know any more?’”
Translations: Can you sing another song, please?

5.“Unless you borrowed my lipstick, is that your real lips?”
Translation: Dude, your lips are really pink!

4. [To female contestant] “You look like you could be one of my…nope, not gonna say it.”
Translation: “You look like you could be one of my daughters? You look like you could be one of my groupies with benefits? (Guess we’ll never know!)

3. “I never heard anyone squeeze the flavor of that song. You squeezed it out so slow, it was like vanilla fudge in Eleanor Rigby.”
Translation: Surprise! It actually makes sense when you watch this. Vanilla Fudge is a band that covered the Beatles song on their self-titled debut album.

2. “Slap that baby on the a** and call me Christmas.”
Translation: I’m ready to find some new talent in Milwaukee!

1. “Well, hellfire, save matches, f*** a duck and see what hatches!”
Translation: That kid with the deep voice sang extremely well.

 

[rsbeck]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit."

-- Gordon Gekko, Wall Street

 

[rsbeck]

"Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."

--- Fatal Attraction

 

[cjfrbw]

'Kill them. Kill them All."

Countless movie villains.

 

[Phelonious Ponk]

From High Fidelity...

Dick: It guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological?
Rob: No...
Dick: Not alphabetical...
Rob: Nope.
Dick: What?
Rob: Autobiographical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQvOnDlql5g

Tim

 

[rsbeck]

"Goodbye, Mr. Bond."

-- Almost every James Bond movie has the villain say this to Bond, thinking they are about to kill him.

 

[rsbeck]

"Okay, you're in. Let's smash things up."

"You're a dark horse, bowling googlies at your age."

"That's what the war is all about. Men are fighting and dying to save the pink bits [parts of the map that are British] for you ungrateful little twerps."

"It's just jam!"

(Jumping for joy) Grandpa! There's no school! It's been hit by a bomb!!!


-- Hope and Glory

 

[rsbeck]

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

-- Peter Finch as Howard Beale, Network

 

[amirm]

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit."

-- Gordon Gekko, Wall Street

One of the best lines ever. I still remember sitting in the theater hearing that line....

 

[rblnr]

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are

-- delivered by Tracey Walter in Repo Man

 

[rsbeck]

"You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks!"

"We're going to hold them by the nose and kick 'em in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of 'em all the time and go through 'em like crap through a goose!"

-- George C. Scott, Patton

 

[rsbeck]

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner."

-- Step Brothers