This reminded me of some Craig Ferguson quotes:
It's L.A.'s birthday today. It was founded in 1781 by the Spanish. People in L.A. used to speak Spanish. In 1781, Spanish explorers put down their flag and declared, "On this ground we will one day make horrible movies. " - Craig Ferguson
The land was first discovered by an old prospector who said, "There's Botox in them thar hills. And kale." - Craig Ferguson
The film industry actually started out on the East Coast. About 100 years ago, studios moved here. There was a lot of cocaine use back then. That's why everyone in silent films moves so fast - Craig Ferguson
It's L.A.'s birthday today. It was founded in 1781 by the Spanish. People in L.A. used to speak Spanish. In 1781, Spanish explorers put down their flag and declared, "On this ground we will one day make horrible movies. " - Craig Ferguson
The land was first discovered by an old prospector who said, "There's Botox in them thar hills. And kale." - Craig Ferguson
The film industry actually started out on the East Coast. About 100 years ago, studios moved here. There was a lot of cocaine use back then. That's why everyone in silent films moves so fast - Craig Ferguson
