What Emojis would our esteemed members come up with for this hobby?

[spiritofmusic]

Happy holidays everyone!
I pose this light hearted thread because the notoriously publicity-shy Kim Kardashian is to launch a whole range of "Kimoji's" upon the unsuspecting world populace, who deserve so much more.
So, what would a whole bunch of What'sBestFemoji's look like, and who would deserve them?
Personally we need some specific ones for:
Those amazed by tube amps and can't go back to SS, those doing their back's in carrying statement spkrs, those frustrated by problems w/their servers, those who will never ever spend on cables, those spending more and more getting less and less reward, those who just don't get audio foo, those who just don't get choosing according to technical data.
The list goes on...and on...

 

[spiritofmusic]

Marvellous Spaz, that's the holiday spirit. Those are all stellar choices. Now, if only Kim's humungous arse really HAD "broken the internet", we'd all have to go around, you know, talking to people face to face, w/out writing down stuff online that often needs Emojis so as the reader doesn't take offense.
Others to add to what I hope will be an endless list - guy w.spade, hole getting bigger, label says "keep digging". Guy w/mother of subs and label says "does my arse look big w/this?"

 

[spiritofmusic]

Ha ha!!! Don't get me started. Guys going "One tonearm? Ptui, I've got 4!". Guys going "I'll only buy that piece of gear if you triple the price". Guys going "This gear is crap! It doesn't have a Quantum label".

 

[Lee]

One with a pro engineer covering his ears because he doesn't want to hear cable differences.

 

[amirm]

One with a pro engineer covering his ears because he doesn't want to hear cable differences.