Ok, so you din't take a shower this morning, but......

[Johnny Vinyl]

at least wash under your arms.

I'm doing my laundry this morning and as I get off the elevator, turn right to go down the hall there is this woman in front of me. I'm literally a good 10 paces behind her, but man....I almost choked from the smell. So, now were both in the laundry room and I almost throw my head into the washing machine as I collect my clothes for a spin in the dryer. I kid you not, within a minute the whole place reeked of body odour. It was nauseating and that's putting it mildly.

I walked up the stairs as I didn't know which of the other two elevators she used to come down. There was no way I was taking a chance!

Some people

 

[JackD201]

At least we don't live in countries where BO is the norm!

 

[MylesBAstor]

At least we don't live in countries where BO is the norm!

Yep.

 

[MylesBAstor]

We have some people in the gym who don't wash their clothes, themselves or use deodarant. Have to go to another floor to train! I think they call them schizotypical eg. schizophrenics that have some ability to do some normal function in life. Washing doesn't seem to be one, however.

 

[mep]

at least wash under your arms.

I'm doing my laundry this morning and as I get off the elevator, turn right to go down the hall there is this woman in front of me. I'm literally a good 10 paces behind her, but man....I almost choked from the smell. So, now were both in the laundry room and I almost throw my head into the washing machine as I collect my clothes for a spin in the dryer. I kid you not, within a minute the whole place reeked of body odour. It was nauseating and that's putting it mildly.

I walked up the stairs as I didn't know which of the other two elevators she used to come down. There was no way I was taking a chance!

Some people

What's really bad is stepping into an empty elevator after someone just hung a green and brown gas cloud from a fart bomb and the next floor up the elevator stops and somebody else steps in and looks at you like your a scum bag. Of course you want to tell them as their eyes are welling up with tears that you didn't do it, but you know they won't believe you anyway. That's why I always say if there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts, it's not hard to tell who did it assuming you are one of the two.

 

[MylesBAstor]

What's really bad is stepping into an empty elevator after someone just hung a green and brown gas cloud from a fart bomb and the next floor up the elevator stops and somebody else steps in and looks at you like your a scum bag. Of course you want to tell them as their eyes are welling up with tears that you didn't do it, but you know they won't believe you anyway. That's why I always say if there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts, it's not hard to tell who did it assuming you are one of the two.

Especially when you can't blame the dog!

 

[Johnny Vinyl]

Especially when you can't blame the dog!

Or your Mother-in-law! LOL!