Warning: The words written below were meant to poke fun at both analog lovers and digital lovers with more fun being poked at the digital lovers. If you are overly sensitive, have thin skin, can’t take a joke, or easily get your feelings hurt, please don’t read any further and have a nice day. You have been warned.
Ever feel like an analog apologist? I do sometimes when I am around digital heathens. All analog sources have varying degrees of background noise that usually disappear once the music starts. The digital heathens latch onto that background noise to tout the superiority of digital because it is squeaky clean. “They” (the digital heathens) forgot to notice that when music was turned into zeros and ones, some of the music was squeezed out during the squeaky clean process and fell into the bit bucket.
People that know and love the sound of music are willing to put up with the different background noise levels of analog because they know they will be rewarded by hearing more information than those who are listening to squeaky clean digital recordings that have had some of the music scrubbed out of them.
The benefits of digital are that your system will always be noise free between tracks which is comforting. You never have to neurose over an up and coming pop or tic you know is there. You never have to explain to your friends that once the music starts, you won’t hear any noise. All of your friends who aren’t terribly acquainted with the sound of live music will be impressed by the deathly quiet of your digital rig. Plus you get to sniff your nose in the air because your system is so noise free and therefore superior to all of those idiot analog lovers with their stupid turntables and crappy LPs.
I am trying to decide if digital heathens are more or less anal-retentive than analog audiophiles and that level of anal-retentiveness is already off the charts. Maybe the digital heathens are more anal-retentive when it comes to noise than analog lovers, but less anal-retentive when it comes to achieving the highest levels of music reproduction because obviously that can only be achieved via analog.
And who said this hobby wasn’t a scream?