I offer this as a replacement to the W.A.F. thread that was closed because of certain off-color humor.
I expanded the definition to include any house member who shares your income or living space. That includes teens and tots.
I'll kick things off by telling this old story.
Years agoI had a Janis sub-woofer that was not designed to be opened by the user. My stereo was in a locked room and no one was allowed to enter .
While playing some bass heavy music, I heard some rattling sound. I thought I had pushed the speaker too hard and something had let go. It weighed a ton and I had thrown the box away. I told my dealer. His solution was to bring it one day when business was slow. If it was blown I would know it. Therefore it must be some other problem.
I loaded it in my car and we played it at the store. My dealer concluded it's not blown. I would have to pick it up and shake it. Loud cursing ensued. After shaking it a few times my dealer got a tiny saw and removed part of the grill.
There was more cursing and shaking, I turned the speaker in all different directions. Finally it fell out onto the floor. What was it? More cursing. IT WAS A LITTLE RED LEGO!