Let's look at what you are saying is a "sequence of ifs"I have highlighted the two ifs - hardly a sequence. It's not an if whether it produces sidebands - that's what jitter does!! Jitter is composed of many frequencies - jitter greater than 44.1KH is almost a certainty. Your laughing is hollow & born of a lack of knowledge in the matter. I'm afraid your following remarks betray your shallow understanding. Hope you find your preferred distortion!In detail, for the CO standard: If a tone of frequency f, is jittered at frequency f2, producing sidebands at f1+f2 and f1-f2 frequencies, then both sidebands are larger in frequency size than 22 kHz if f2 is larger than 44.1 kHz while f1 is between 0 and 22 kHz.