Remote control for those of you with a bottle in the other hand...

amirm

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http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/clicker-universal-remote-bottle-opener/

Remote Control With Bottle Opener Possibly Insults Men Everywhere



Hey, you know how you love watching television, drinking beer and maintaining a sloth-like avoidance of even the most gentle of physical activities?

Well, check it out, Homer Simpson -- the Clicker universal remote was invented just so you could sit on the couch changing channels on your television while opening your beer at the exact same time.

The device's website features unattributed testimonials from men who are either fictional or too ashamed to put their names to statements like, "This may be the greatest invention in the history of all mankind" and "Remember this day, ladies and gentlemen, as the day human ingenuity officially reached its pinnacle."

If you happen to be the sort of guy who likes beer and sports (the website is emblazoned with the word "game companion"), does this insult your intelligence and competence a little bit? (Us, we're waiting until someone makes a bottle opener that's built into the "Complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway.")
 

JackD201

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Apr 20, 2010
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A true insult. Everybody knows a real man opens his beer bottles with his teeth! ;) ;) ;)
 

FrantzM

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If that thing at least waterproof?
 

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