I love Honest Trailers but I haven't seen the movie yet and I don't want spoilers...
Fair, and I didn't reveal much @ all in this full cosmic aerial ballet of comic characters, explosions, destruction, violence and flying debris of multicolored rainbows. :b
I disliked Civil War immensely as it was SO riddled with political nonsense.
I have liked and own most of the Marvel franchise but that movie has me tiring on the genre now.
What do we read comic books for.....
Exactly!
If it wasn't for her (spoiler alert video; feel free to watch or not), I would have rated this flick with a score of 35. :b
Me too I'm getting real tired of all that comical molasses, non-sense violence, flying CGI effects, kaboom explosions, ...total mayhem polluting our screens with absolute soulless.
I thought of scoring it with zero (0), but that would have been way too honest. I had to find some relief, and a pretty lady usually works.
So with her help, and particularly for the regular Marvel's fan (I tried to put myself in their mind), I was extremely generous with 70, which is five points above the threshold of consciousness (anything below 65 is not worth watching in my own cinema book).
Oh yes, I thought carefully about it, before posting my score, because the WBF crowd is not any type of movie crowd. I decided to play prudent first. And I can always elaborate further with what I was expecting to ensue. That I don't hide it, and the fact that I only wrote few lines is a testament to it; I'm usually much more 'emancipated' in my film's impression. I don't go to extreme deep details, but I like to scrape enough surface to give my sincere state-of-mind benefit or not.
I weighted my directional words by saying that it is for the Marvel comic fans. And by using safe words like "entertainment" and "fun".
Yes I was entertained, because my brain was outside my room.
Yes it was fun, because I laughed inside @ what's making billions on our screens.
Films like that they take away from us all the bad real news in the world and they just amplify them even worst! It is simply mind boggling.
I want everyone to view this film, so that they can realize it too. And If I would have rated it 35 (that's a more realistic score from me), then perhaps only one person wouldn't have paid any attention to it, and simply dismiss the film all together. If only one person misses it, then he/she misses how insane is the world of cinema we live in here in North America and all across the oceans. This film made over one billion dollars while true intelligent films of great educative and beneficial attributes lose money!
I think this is the number 13 Marvel film. And they'll be making them for a long time still to come...money speaks in Hollywood.
Did you also notice that I didn't say a word about the storyline? Sure there is one, it's $1.153 billion.
Or in words:
"In 1991, the brainwashed super-soldier James "Bucky" Barnes is dispatched from a Hydra base in Siberia to intercept an automobile carrying a case of super-soldier serum. In the present day, approximately one year after Ultron's defeat in the nation of Sokovia at the hands of the Avengers,[N 1] Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson, and Wanda Maximoff stop Brock Rumlow from stealing a biological weapon from a lab in Lagos. Rumlow blows himself up, hoping to kill Rogers. When Maximoff tries to displace the blast into the sky with telekinesis, it destroys a nearby building, killing several Wakandan humanitarian workers.
U.S. Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross informs the Avengers that the United Nations (UN) is preparing to pass the Sokovia Accords, which will establish a UN panel to oversee and control the team. The team is divided: Tony Stark supports oversight because of his role in Ultron's creation and Sokovia's devastation, while Rogers has more faith in his own judgment than that of the government. At a conference in Vienna where the accords are to be ratified, a bomb kills King T'Chaka of Wakanda. Security footage indicates the bomber is Barnes, whom T'Chaka's son, T'Challa, vows to kill. Informed by Sharon Carter of Barnes' whereabouts and the government's intentions to kill him, Rogers intends to bring in Barnes—his childhood friend and war comrade—himself. Rogers and Wilson track Barnes to Bucharest and attempt to protect him from T'Challa and the authorities, but all four including T'Challa are apprehended.
Helmut Zemo tracks down and kills Barnes' old Hydra handler, stealing a book containing the trigger words that activate Barnes' brainwashing. Infiltrating the facility where Barnes is held, Zemo recites the words to make Barnes obey him. He questions Barnes, then sends him on a rampage to cover his own escape. Rogers stops Barnes and sneaks him away. When Barnes regains his senses, he explains that Zemo is the real Vienna bomber and wanted the location of the Siberian Hydra base, where other brainwashed "Winter Soldiers" are kept in cryogenic stasis. Unwilling to wait for authorization to apprehend Zemo, Rogers and Wilson go rogue, and recruit Maximoff, Clint Barton, and Scott Lang to their cause. With Ross' permission, Stark assembles a team composed of Romanoff, T'Challa, James Rhodes, Vision, and Peter Parker to capture the renegades. Stark's team intercepts Rogers' team at Leipzig/Halle Airport, where they fight until Romanoff allows Rogers and Barnes to escape. The rest of Rogers' team is captured and detained at the Raft prison, while Rhodes is partially paralyzed after being inadvertently shot down by Vision, and Romanoff goes into exile.
Stark discovers evidence that Barnes was framed by Zemo and convinces Wilson to give him Rogers' destination. Without informing Ross, Stark goes to the Siberian Hydra facility and strikes a truce with Rogers and Barnes, unaware they were secretly followed by T'Challa. They discover that the other super-soldiers have been killed by Zemo, who shows them footage from Hydra's archives; it reveals that Barnes killed Stark's parents during his mission in 1991. Enraged that Rogers kept this from him, Stark turns on them both, dismembering Barnes' robotic arm. Rogers disables Stark's armor and departs with Barnes, leaving his shield behind. Satisfied that he has avenged his family's death in Sokovia by irreparably fracturing the Avengers, Zemo attempts suicide, but T'Challa stops him and he is taken to the authorities.
In the aftermath, Stark provides Rhodes with exoskeletal leg braces that allow him to walk again, while Rogers breaks his allies out of the Raft. In a mid-credits scene, Barnes, granted asylum in Wakanda, chooses to return to cryogenic sleep until a cure for his brainwashing is found. In a post-credits scene, Parker tests a new gadget."
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I got some of it; about 1%, and even if I would have got 99% it would have affected my overall score from 35 to 33.
But I want to stick with 70, because everybody needs to know that violence sells. Wait for it on youtube video, when all the dust has fallen from the sky.
All the high rating scores by all the important movie critics, @ 90 and above; it just tells you how accurate and in touch they are with the art of filmmaking.
Yes, I was going to score it ZERO, very true. That is simply too radical in our society. Numbers are so irrelevant that we need to justify them when they don't coincide with the majority.
My true score is 35, but because I want everyone to see how it truly deserves that score, I gave it 70, just to motivate them to see it.
I never do that, this is the first time. 70 is supra generous, out of this world...