NASA has a job opening for someone to defend Earth from aliens — and it pays a six-figure salary

NorthStar

Member
Feb 8, 2011
24,305
1,323
435
Vancouver Island, B.C. Canada
• Science: A rare and cosmically important position

"The gig? Help defend Earth from alien contamination, and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.
The pay? A six-figure salary, from $124,406 to $187,000 a year, plus benefits."



Catharine Conley, NASA's sole planetary protection officer.

Who qualifies as a candidate? Read the article to find out if you should apply.
Being a security officer againsts aliens is not a job for everyone; you have to know first where you are coming from, and then know when an alien try to get into the discotheque without paying the cover charge. You don't need to be big like a bouncer for that, you just need to be alert, vigilant and a good observator with a cell phone to call the special swat team that deals with aliens.
Read the article for more requirements... :b

Hey, this is better news than most news I've read today. ...like in Yemen where millions of children are at risk from cholera, and the main reason why.
...From the World Health news.
 

SCAudiophile

Well-Known Member
Sep 11, 2010
1,156
435
1,205
Greer South Carolina (USA)
Please send the link....we just have to read this silliness for ourselves ;)!
 

GaryProtein

VIP/Donor
Jul 25, 2012
2,542
31
385
NY
;
;

NASA needs someone like Billy Bob Thornton or Will Smith because THEY have experience!
 

NorthStar

Member
Feb 8, 2011
24,305
1,323
435
Vancouver Island, B.C. Canada
Please send the link....we just have to read this silliness for ourselves ;)!

You just click on the first line of the first post: A rare and cosmically important position ... the link is within that tag line.

Here's the funny thing though: It is serious. :b I think. Unless someone else says that it is influenced by some type of fake news coming up from the porn industry, or a political party, or a religious sect from the States, or a global organisation on the state-of-warmer-temperatures inside and outside the universe's brain.

But I don't think it's a job for pron actors or piloticians or clearance salesmen: http://time.com/money/4883696/nasa-job-hiring-planetary-protection-officer/
NASA doesn't hire clowns.
 

About us

  • What’s Best Forum is THE forum for high end audio, product reviews, advice and sharing experiences on the best of everything else. This is THE place where audiophiles and audio companies discuss vintage, contemporary and new audio products, music servers, music streamers, computer audio, digital-to-analog converters, turntables, phono stages, cartridges, reel-to-reel tape machines, speakers, headphones and tube and solid-state amplification. Founded in 2010 What’s Best Forum invites intelligent and courteous people of all interests and backgrounds to describe and discuss the best of everything. From beginners to life-long hobbyists to industry professionals, we enjoy learning about new things and meeting new people, and participating in spirited debates.

Quick Navigation

User Menu

Steve Williams
Site Founder | Site Owner | Administrator
Ron Resnick
Site Co-Owner | Administrator
Julian (The Fixer)
Website Build | Marketing Managersing