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treitz3

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The tube lair in beautiful Rock Hill, SC


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treitz3

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The tube lair in beautiful Rock Hill, SC


Tom
 

Tango

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audioguy

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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 200 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read:

"California archaeologists, finding traces of 250 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, The Bryan County News, a local newspaper in coastal Georgia, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his yard, Bubba Washington, a self-taught Redneck archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Georgia had already gone wireless."

it just makes me proud to be a resident of Coastal Georgia....
 

Lagonda

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audioguy

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A 75 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
Well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied: ! I didn't recognize you!"
 

NorthStar

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A 75 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
Well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied: ! I didn't recognize you!"

We don't have the gods we used to have.
 

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